life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
How does one acquire holy water?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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