it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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