I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
you inspire me to be a worse person
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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