called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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