You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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