Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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