Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I would ride that face into the sunset
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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