How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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