East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Damn victory sex feels great
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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