how can u be prego again
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Randomize