I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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