I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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