Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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