): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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