there was a trapeze. enough said
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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