I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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