why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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