Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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