Ambien. No doubt about it.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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