Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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