I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I will be naked everywhere
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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