I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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