soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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