I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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