just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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