You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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