What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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