yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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