Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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