Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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