My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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