My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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