I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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