yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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