My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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