I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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