Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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