Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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