Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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