And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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