I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
