My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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