this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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