so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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