I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize