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The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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