you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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