It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
lets start a swedish sibling band together
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize