apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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