ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Randomize
