Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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