And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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