we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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