I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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