how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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