I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i will never coherently bang her
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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