In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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