Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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