Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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