I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Randomize
